What if we do this:

Prompt:

Next, we need an up to 4,000 character description that can also serve as a kind of a post on Substack. And we're gonna have this picture, right, and this title that they're already gonna be here for. So there's not much you have to do because the picture and the title have already done everything. Like, anyone who clicks OK on this is probably gonna get it. Because, I mean, it's still gonna be uncomfortable, but they're probably gonna get it. And you could even just say that, right? You can even just say, well, if you came here thinking I might be able to tell you something about why you clicked on a title like this, then I think you should just listen to it, because it's for you. As long as it was not an accident that you clicked on this. But if it is an accident, I mean, why not? Go ahead.

Response:

If you came here thinking I might be able to tell you something about why you clicked on a title like this, I think you should just listen to the episode. It is probably for you.

As long as it was not an accident that you clicked on this.

But if it was an accident, I mean, why not? Go ahead.

I walked home and opened my mouth. Life was hard. A Subaru appeared. Children were threatened with imaginary matches. A stream attempted to escape from concrete. Three A’s assembled an aardvark. The brain constructed a kitchen. Pronouns became the sounds one animal makes so another animal can tell which animal it means.

Then some very concerned visitors decided Earth required a brief interruption.

No one is harmed. One pigeon alters course but later appears unharmed.

It may be uncomfortable. But you have already seen the picture, read the title and clicked anyway.

I feel we understand one another.