Have you overdosed on overdose prevention working group meetings. In a police precinct, deep in the catacombs. They have real coffee mugs. Who knows who cleans them. Just leave them there. It's magic!

And if the policeman is shooting up dope at night, his lovely wife makes sure he has a safe injection site by standing by with the naloxone.

It's nice to have your own safe injection site. It's called a home. And your home is on unceded, stolen Indigenous land. That's inconvenient. Isn't it?

Yeah, life is full of inconveniences, just suck it up... along with the... whatever it is. Hopefully not carfentanyl. Your wife is going to need several naloxone shots for that. Then you'll need to get to the hospital because naloxone wears off.