Episode 7: This Episode is About the Next Episode ("Cet épisode concerne le prochain épisode" but not "Cet épisode parle du prochain épisode")

Or:  Episode 6 (which says that it is 5): It

Or: Oscillating between absurdly uncomfortable and uncomfortably absurd

Need I say more?

I have a lot more to say. In fact, I never stop. This just ends.