A short, and hopefully amusing, poem for children that explains the real reason we pick up after our four legged friends.
Artwork by Andy Zermanski.

As one of the world’s foremost unqualified, uninsured and unrecommended Life Coaches, I promise un-restrained advice, though I have absolutely no qualifications, no experience and no positive feedback about previous advice. I have offended a couple of people too. And some say the answers are completely unrelated to the problems posed. I say they are looking for the wrong answers.

But don’t let that put you off.