Tess and Whitney tackle healthcare — and by “tackle,” we mean bitch about the dumpster fire we have experienced from both the patient’s and healthcare worker’s sides. Rants include questionable billing, the importance of treating of humans with dignity regardless of their scent, healthcare worker burnout, and the need to question being rewarded with fast food or alcohol in exchange for doing something for your “health.” As usual, there are taco reviews and tequila snobbery. Plus, Whitney adds three rules to rule #1, and Tess expresses her disdain for dangling body parts.