Giles and Dom went to see the new Star Wars spin-off/midquel/stand-alone story at midnight on release day, and then sat in a car and reviewed it just for you. Well, their own nerdiness may have played a part in them being there too. Are we talking Episode VII, Episode I, or somewhere in between? They'll tell you. (Note - there are no major spoilers, but we give a broad-brushstrokes general reaction before analysing it in more detail.)