You know what's awful? Being one of maybe five people on the planet who genuinely likes clowns and who would be excited to have one show up on your doorstep, only to be shot by them. Today Sparkie covers the murder of Marlene Warren, the true tale of a killer clown. Thomas has very insightful comments about guns, cars, and horses (not really). You’ll also be “blessed” with their voice-acting abilities in this one. Lucky you!

Today’s tragedy is brought to you by the Tantalus Tales podcast. Check them out for all your nerdy needs. https://thetantalustales.podbean.com/

Sources:

• Felonious Florida “killer clown of wellington” episodes
• https://cbs12.com/news/local/wellington-clown-murder-remains-unsolved
• https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/why-does-wellington-clown-murder-remain-unsolved-years-later/yb8paMiMRTT7V9ShfBaUfP/ 
• https://www.oxygen.com/crime-time/sheila-keen-warrens-jailhouse-letters-made-public
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atQCgdgoNZY 
• https://cbs12.com/news/local/1991-radio-interview-sheds-light-in-wellington-killer-clown-case 
• https://swvatoday.com/news/article_3219cee3-d9e2-5c19-88c2-362ffb0a0a75.html
• https://www.wpbf.com/article/new-evidence-in-wellington-killer-clown-case/32911331#
• https://www.insideedition.com/killer-clown-case-dna-evidence-among-factors-led-sheila-keens-arrest-after-28-years-42427
• https://www.cbsnews.com/news/killer-clown-case-dna-ties-sheila-keen-to-getaway-car-prosecutors/
• https://www.cbsnews.com/news/person-of-interest-in-killer-clown-cold-case-speaks-to-48-hours/