It's Sparkie's birthday! For her covid-safe celebration, she decided to release an extra creepy with the topic of a criminal with the best moniker: the St. Paul Slapper. Thomas plans to steal that name for his up-and-coming rockabilly band. There's also more than necessary talk about GTA but does anyone really not expect that at this point? Enjoy!

Sources:

• https://kstp.com/news/police-say-st-paul-slapper-suspect-arrested-columbia-heights/5222866/
• https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/suspected-st-paul-slapper-charged-after-columbia-heights-arrest
• https://alphanewsmn.com/man-dubbed-st-paul-slapper-arrested-again/
• https://kstp.com/news/police-seek-suspect-in-st-paul-assaults-threats/5209803/
• https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/what-is-2nd-degree-assault.html#:~:text=First%20Degree%20Assault%3A%20the%20intentional,serious%20physical%20injury%20to%20another.
• https://www.revisor.mn.gov/court_rules/rule/sg-3/#:~:text=b.-,Stay%20of%20Imposition.,have%20low%20criminal%20history%20scores.