Idea: A foot pump for a keg, so you can use both of your hands to dispense the beer without having to also use a hand pump. Also, a Nerf-like football with a "beer bong" or beer can inside of it, so you can toss it to a friend instead of walking all the way over to them. Also: drug dealing by throwing a football with drugs inside of it; something you can throw or launch out of your car (like a balloon or a drone) to dispose of drugs after you get pulled over; cops shooting at balloons Jon Houser (https://jonhousercomedy.com twitter.com/JonHouserComedy) Travis Hargan (https://www.mrhahahargan.com) Jeremy Shipley (facebook.com/jeremy.shipley.359) Tom Walma (https://creativitywasted.com twitter.com/thomaswalma)