Idea: Chocolates which (unlike Dove) don't display unrealistically positive messages on the wrapper. Instead, they display realistic messages, such as reminders to perform errands ("make sure you have AA batteries") and comedically dark/demotivational messages ("your spouse probably settled", "you're too old to achieve your dreams"). Also: some of the chocolates could taste bad on purpose to remind you of the harshness of reality; the messages could be tailored to you based on a scan of your social media; positive messages should be reserved for healthy food like vegetables (instead of chocolates) to lure people to better health instead of to obesity and diabetes Dave Wellfare (The AM Mayhem Podcast with Mojo and Dave: buzzsprout.com/1583737) Justin Siekierka (Comedy Shows: facebook.com/Liberty-Street-Brewing-Co-116123201742619 facebook.com/RustedCrowSpirits facebook.com/CantonVillageTheater) Tom Walma (creativitywasted.com twitter.com/thomaswalma)