Ideas for special considerations for the upcoming US Presidential debates between the very-old Trump and the very-old Biden, including giving them bathroom breaks and not using bells if they go over time (so you don't startle them and give them a heart attack). Also: dementia-based gaffes are the NASCAR car crashes which keep the debates interesting; gambling and drinking games for the debates; questioning whether you prefer a president who's older than you; Michigan cities have more memorable identities than Ohio cities Khurum Sheikh (facebook.com/khurum.sheikh) Ellie Snyder (twitter.com/EllieIsnt) Charles Fricker (facebook.com/charlie.fricker.9) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma)