Have you ever seen a goose defend its young? That shit is savage. Woe betide the innocent pedestrian who strays too close to goslings traveling with their parents—geese, it appears, are the perfect role models for boundary-setting. When in doubt, flap your big-ass goose wings and make some space for your creative brain!

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