This week, we are recapping episode 13, "Mr. Jones" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we dig into the fallout of CrashCon, say goodbye to the worst father in the Universe - Jesse Manes, and discover that Jason Behr is the romantic lead of our hearts. We also spend time fawning over Alex's song, the strange breakup of Michael and Maria, and the even stranger discovery Max makes at the end of this episode.

This week, we are recapping episode 12, "Crash Into Me" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we offer apologies to Gregory Manes, who we now know is a sweet baby angel, Michael, who was definitely right about not trusting Jesse, and all of you because we had no idea what was happening this whole season.

This week, we are recapping episode 11, "Linger" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we are extremely perplexed about who took Alex Manes and whether or not Jesse is trying to kill our sweet baby angel. We also spend time discussing Flint's new villain haircut, Kyle and Max's brand new frandship, and Diego's very shady interest in Liz's research.

This week, we are recapping episode 10, "American Woman" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we are devastated about the kidnapping of our Sweet Baby Angel Alex Manes and vow to avenge him (or we'll let Michael do it). We also continue to be in love with Forrest, are suspicious of every Manes who's ever Manes'd, and undone by Diego's beauty.

This week, we are recapping episode 9, "The Diner" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we are happy to report that Jesse Manes is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES, Jason Behr is Good, and Michael is ever dramatic. We also spend time pondering Liz's relationship with Max now that she is full-research mode, Kyle's inability to be chill around Steph, and Alex's quest to figure out the truth.

This week we are recapping episode 8, "Say It Ain't So" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. In this recap, we discover the true secret about Forrest Long, Max's bartending skills, and Liz's path towards becoming a mad scientist.

We're finally dropping our discussion of episode 7, "Como La Flor" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico.

This week we are recapping episode 6, "Sex and Candy" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. We discuss this doozy of an episode in detail including all the scenes between Michael, Maria, and Alex.

This week we are recapping episode 5, "I'll Stand By You" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. We discuss all the ins and outs of our gangs quest to bring back Max, and we briefly touch on the Maria and Alex plot.

Join us in this bonus extended conversation into the Maria and Alex scenes from Episode 5 "I'll Stand By You" of The CW's Roswell New Mexico. We discuss the ins and outs of the friendship between Maria and Alex, their relationship with Michael, fandom's reaction to the Love Triangle, and author intention.