Ooh baby, this one is a doozy! Ian's out because he had a baby, so Adron and Travis are coming up with baddies to toughen the little sucker up! Personally I'm scared of the pigglies who are going around haunting toes... Plus: three Miatas! Ye olde Best Western smoking policies! And baby eldritch blasts!

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RE: RE: To all parents of Royals and Royals—

You are invited to a wonderful night of BLOPPI ON ICE! Watch in amazement as Bloppi explains dinosaurs while pirouetting across the logo of your local minor league hockey team! Buy a piece of plastic that lights up and makes a lot of noise and bring it into your home! Be haunted by the strange sensation of being surrounded by a stadium full of babies and plan your escape route! And the best part is: it's free!

Note: Royals and Royals is not responsible for any babies, possessed, lost, or otherwise incapacitated.

Hail Bloppi,