This one's for the speed freaks. Enjoy the Undeath Race 500, The Ranger Zone, and more high speed, high stakes one shots! Plus: snackable wine skins, taurtaurs, and Tasha Yar is there!
IF YOU HAVE A TREANT / DIABETES JOKE, PLEASE SEND IT TO WELLMET@CRAPPYCASTLES.COM
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FROM: dcrosby@mindspring.com
SUBJ: Sent from the Trek Plane
Dear Crappy Castles,
I much appreciated your recent mention of me on Episode 30: 2 Fast 2 Mad About It! 
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that I will have to sue you for defaming me, slandering me, and otherwise being mean.
Thanks much, see you in court! Love you!
Denise Crosby
(I was in Mutant Species)

31 – Kiosk Quest

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