What do Ariel, Aurora, Tiana, Belle, enm have in common? They got us f*cked up, folks. It ain’t a game. You could trade your whole inheritance for somebody who don’t even know what you sound like. You could let somebody kidnap your daddy, then kidnap you, then be a beast, then turn into a regular mofo at the end after alla dat. Also, was Sebastian a slave? (For real, was he?)