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Copulators Die First

Boo, we give Scream Queens a WHOLE new meaning! Ash and Nick are life-long friends (and homosexuals) obsessed with horror movies and everything creepy/crazy/cool! Every other week they'll feature a new scary movie that will be examined from their gay perspectives while they read that film to filth! Nothing and no one is safe - especially those horny teenagers! On the off weeks, they'll bring you Paranormal Pansies - a rainbow-colored examination of the macabre and paranormal! So - grab some popcorn, lock all your doors, and prepare to be entertained! Love, your big, gay uncles! (tongue pop)

Episodes

65: Just A Bunch Of Massholes (Session 9, 2001)

The boo crew is back and discussing Session 9! Ash & Nick have an impromptu but completely necessary therapy session, they reminisce on life before the pandemic, and they wonder - truly wonder - if Chinese food is any good in the greater Massachusetts area. All this and more on this week's episode of CDF!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Aug 10, 2020

1 hr 28 min

64: Space Hellraiser (Event Horizon, 1997)

The Ghouls are back discussing 1997's weird time in space - Event Horizon. It's like Hellraiser, but in space! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Jul 20, 2020

1 hr 14 min

63: Backyard Bunghole (The Gate, 1987)

Nick and Ash are back with their first film in a long time! Be gentle, they're trying. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Jul 6, 2020

1 hr 10 min

62: Just Checking In

Hi Pumpkins, We're back with an update episode during these stressful times. No movie, just an important conversation. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Jun 21, 2020

1 hr 12 min

61: What is Even Reality? (Cabin Fever, 2002)

Nick and Ash have crawled out of their respective holes to take down Eli Roth's Cabin Fever. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Jun 1, 2020

58 min

60: The Black Plague

Welcome back to Paranormal Pansies! Is Coronavirus this generation’s Black Plague? Perhaps. Let’s discuss. Nick and Ash get down to the nitty-gritty-icky-sicky science and history of The Black Plague. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Apr 26, 2020

51 min

59: What Day Is It? (Tourist Trap, 1979)

Ash and Nick take a trip down “vintage highway” and address what they feel is arguably the original “gayest film ever made.” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Apr 20, 2020

1 hr 24 min

58: Weird NJ

Hey Pumpkins, Sorry for the short hiatus but things have been CRAZY over here at CDF. Big news: Paranormal Pansies is coming over to CDF as a permanent biweekly rainbow-colored paranormal fixture. This week, listen in to the latest Paranormal Pansies topic! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Apr 6, 2020

1 hr 1 min

57: The Witching Hour (Ft. Bree NicGarran)

In these unprecedented times, we have a very special guest episode for you! This week, we sit down with real-life Witch and all-around lovely human, Bree NicGarran! We tackle two of our favorite witchy films, The Craft (again!) and Practical Magic with tangents galore! We love our favorite Witchy Woman :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Mar 22, 2020

1 hr 2 min

56: Wendy's For Breakfast (Cabin In The Woods, 2011)

You requested it, and we listened! Nick and Ash take a stab at one of their all time favorite campfests! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/copulatorsdiefirst/message

Mar 8, 2020

1 hr 36 min