Here at Content Clowns International (TM), we hate dogs. We try very hard to make sure they are eaten by bears, and we discuss the many different ways that dogs are silly and unhelpful when trying to start your new life in a weird little cabin. Join us this week as we take five dogs across the untamed Alaskan wilderness, are very upset when we get there unharmed. 

For real though there's discussion of animal death in this episode. Skip if that is not your thing.