Recorded June 2021.

~INCOMING TRANSMISSION~ Ĕ̸̢̜͕͋N̷̝͎̫̮̙͚͓̟̖̈̐́̑̕C̵̨̢͎̩̬̻̳̻͉̐̈̆͘͠R̷̘͐̈́̒̽Ỷ̸̛̟͋͛́̈͂͋̂̒́P̵͉̫̽͌̀̈́͐̆̽̎͌͗͆͋̕̕̕Ṯ̷̝͓͛͂̿̿͆͌̅͌́̀̓̈́Ẽ̷̛̳̩̣̈̑͛͛̐͛́͑͆̃͂͘Ḑ̶͓̲͇̝̺̹̱̮̼̞̮̇̈̋͌̓̂̕̕Ṁ̴̨̢̺͉͈͈̹͎͕͙͚͖̟̮̳̞̤̝̪̟̪͙̩̙̍͜Ẻ̷̛͙̹͕̳͇͙̥̮̹͓͍̪͖̳̘̅́̎̽̇͛̔̒̔͌͋̎̐͑͂̍̒͐͊̓̀̀̚͝͝S̸̨̢̳̘̫̪̼̪̗̭̘̘̳̺̳̝̪̜̘̘̒̌͗̉̒͋̃̉S̷̛͙͚̞͉̣͍̞̹̜̑̈͊̆͆̑̈̐̅̒͌͂̇͘͝A̷͉̼͒̌͋̿͛̏̌̀ͅG̴̨̨̢̨̼̩̖͍͉̗̩̮̯͈͙̠͉̱̫̝͓̞͙͍̩̮̋̓͑̀̆̏͑̈́͗͑́̑̄͒͗̒̐̿̈̎̓̽͝ͅͅĘ̶͕̯̹̙̻͍̣̟̈̎̒͊͆͗͑͌̓̀̉͠͠

A̵̾̃͜t̶̪͈̋͝t̵̨̾è̸̗ǹ̷̤̍t̴̡̍͝i̸̛͔o̶͎̔ń̷͜ all members of the UNSC. We have r̴͔̾e̶̻̚c̶̠͂̕ơ̸͎̘̓v̴̳̰͐̂e̷̺͊r̷̹͉̈́ë̵̮̲̀d̵̢̀ a secret data file. It appears to be an audio recording featuring information on the Forerunners. t̶̼̰̀̿h̴̭̆i̷̟̦͋s̴̰̀ ̵̯̽̾i̸͍̠̾͌s̶̨̘̓̀ ̴̞̜̋͊n̶̾ͅo̵̠͗t̸͚̏ ̶̜̂ḁ̸̺̓̐ ̷̡̺͊d̵͖̜̀r̸̢͓̽̕í̸̧̏ḻ̸͗l̶͙̋ Godspeed marines. ~END TRANSMISSION~

Join us as we momentarily turn our attention away from the current console wars to commemorate a true Xbox hero - The Master Chief. WARNING: This is a no frills, all meat podcast - just like the man in green himself.