Happy Friday! We’re breaking down the week’s political circus, from the fallout of new tariffs to that viral ABC interview where Trump comes off as either clueless or an award-winning liar—jury’s still out. We’re also spilling the tea on D.C.’s newest elite hangout: a pay-to-play “club” that offers access to politicians... if your wallet’s fat enough.

Plus, Trump tries to gaslight us into thinking his first 100 “Big, Beautiful” days were a triumph (spoiler: no), Musk's DOGE might actually be costing taxpayers, and RFK Jr. claims he’s all about the kids—but what's the real plan? And yes, watching Elon Musk sulk brings us a little joy. Just a little. 😏