Mark has yawning problems and has a real hankering for cheese curds. Some fast food stories are swapped, and your hosts try to adequately address national tensions. They care. Finally, the intro wraps up with meat substitutes.

Grant brings a Reality Check comic. In an effort to remain positive, your hosts discuss green flags of restaurant experiences, and how Mark was a brown-noser to old ladies at Applebee’s. 

Mark brings a Savage Chickens comic, as both hosts espouse the virtues of pie over cake. Except ice cream cake, that stuff is good.

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