AH GUYS!! I'm writing this to you squished behind a couch in the common room hoping the sound of my clicking keyboard won't raise the attention of anyone with Nefarious intent. There has been a coup d'état on the hall! It happened last night when I was sleeping in my bed. Suddenly I heard a loud noise and shot bolt upright! Charlie and Tucker charged in knocking over the cereal box of honey nut cherries next to my bed, spilling them everywhere. "You guys knocked over my box of honey nut cheerios," I said! "I will need it later as a light night snack. "We don't care about your light night snack or your box of honey nut cheerios" snarled Tucker. "We want to control the podcast!" 
"Yeah!" said charlie. 
I could tell Charlie was like really scared the be challenging me but he stuck his ground and I admired him for it despite the stressful circumstance. 
"I Can't give you control," I said shocked looking at both of them in the eyes searching for a glimmer of humanity." 
"Well then," said Tucker who was clearly the one in charge. "We will just have to spill this whole can of cold tomato soup on your poorly chosen white comforter and pillowcases."
In an instant, I lept out of bed kicking my left leg up in the air and contorting my foot to both knock the can of cold soup out of Charlie's shaking sweaty shivering scared hands while supporting it so the can would spill wouldn't spill. I simultaneously shouted at my roommate's Alexa to play Womanizer by Britney Spears from her 2008 smash hit album Circus at full volume. As the sounds of late 2000s production and Britney's vocals shook the room I made my escape and now am on the run!!! Oh, and in the same moment, I wrote a cry for help on a piece of paper, folded it into a plane, and threw it at my window pointing it at the Jubilee window. My only hope is that Sloan, their R.A, will find my S.O.S and make sure Charlie and Tucker don't pour cold soup on my bed!  

Don't tell them I'm on the run!! I'm pretty sure that this episode they made is actually still really funny and insightful, despite the fact that they threatened my life.