<p>Selected readings from the third book in the Barney Thomson series.</p>
<p>After a year on the run, Barney returns to society:</p>
<ul><li>he fails in an attempt to hand himself into the police</li>
<li>finds a job at a barbershop</li>
<li>and outlines his iconic idea for a whisky advert featuring the Teletubbies.</li>
</ul>

BLOOD IN MY EYES

Scottish Field once described Douglas Lindsay as “a master of comic crime.” Listeners should note this is because he writes comedy crime novels, not because he murders people while dressed as a clown.