The boys get into the Thanksgiving Day spirit with some good old fashioned role playing! Ty and Aaron take on the roles of Mavis and Marvin Murlburn - a loving puritanical couple, who are too horny for their own good. Follow the Murlburns across the sea to the new world with Christopher Columbus and first mate ScottJ_Moses! Tyler does his best to narrate and DM this thrown together original game, chalked full with some fun Columbus facts along the way! Happy Thanksgiving from Cognitive Contortions everyone!As always, thanks for the use of our theme song to Koit and Tim Ireland! Koit: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441Tim: https://www.bloggerheads.com/And lastly a huge thanks to all the great websites that share public domain sound effects; and for all the amazing artists and contributors to free online sound effect and music websites for your awesome work and willingness to let others use your art for free. This episode wouldn't be nearly as wonderful if not for the following folks! be sure to check them out! A Christmas adventure (Part 1) - By TRG Banks; http://freemusicarchive.org/music/TRG_Banks/TRG_Banks_Christmas_Album/A_Christmas_adventure_Part_1Sleigh Bells Ringing - Mike Koenig; SoundBible.com;The Anomoly - Tristan Lohengrin; https://www.tristanlohengrin.com/Andromeda- Serge Narcissoff; https://www.free-stock-music.com/artist.serge-narcissoff.htmlPirate Dance- David Fesliyan; FesliyanStudios.comRight Hook-SoundBible.com - User: 1406389182Party Crowd- Daniel Simon; SoundBible.comSea Waves-SoundBible.com - User: 946156036Seagull Call-SoundBible.com - User: 1906765674In The Clouds - David Fesliyan; FesliyanStudios.comLastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! Or e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas or segments for the show at [email protected]