On this episode of Cognitive Contortions, we discuss David Ickes many publications and his theory of universal vibrations. Tyler explains what a petite novel is, (novella), Scott explains the love relationship between David Icke and Jesus, Ty learns of the Bowser trials one must undertake to get a library card, and Aaron is still away in Ireland working hard on his short erotic fiction, “Snake with an Ass”.

Tyler did eventually get a Library Card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9SSFs50RA

As always, thanks to Tim Ireland and the musician Koit, for the use of our theme song, "A Conspiracy Song". Check out Tim at http://www.bloggerheads.com/ and check out Koit at https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441

(Reptilians) Episode 2: How do you De a Caf?

Have you ever lain awake at night pondering the big questions as you stare at the ceiling, waiting for the ever impending embrace of death? Questions like: “Why do people think the earth is flat?”, or, “Who came up with the idea of Reptilian overlords?”, and of course, “Is Donald Trump actually president? How did this happen and are we positive that we’re not just living in a nightmare?” - Well, here at the Cognitive Contortions Podcast we attempt to answer those questions, and many, many more. Our highly untrained and certainly unqualified team of investigator, (there’s only one), works tiredly, (seriously, this stuff is exhausting), to bring as much information to the table as possible. Using the most advanced databases and search optimization available in today’s modern age, (google), the self proclaimed amateur experts discuss and answer claims of conspiracy and theory. Please don’t let these burning, most important questions of our time keep you awake any longer, join us while four idiots, Tyler, Scott, Aaron and other Tyler, crush on Keanu Reeves, reference Star Wars, play pointless games and sort of talk about conspiracy theories; and you too can have, “peace of mind.” (T-Rex hands)