Join us for a deep dive into Episode 5 of Grey's Anatomy Season 1. In this episode, we cover more than you possibly needed to know, including: how we're not-so-slowly becoming our mothers...the weekly episode summary--this time with notes!

..why we should never be given any real responsibility

..what's the deal with the Ditty Bops?

..the solid tutelage of Preston Burke, MD

..Izzy's surprising competence/Katherine Heigl's winning portrayal

..our bb's first house party!

..Burke/Yang and the sex appeal of scrubs

..our BITS

..and exactly how often do surgeons leave towels in their patients? YOU'LL BE SURPRISED