Once upon a time there were three little nymphomaniacs, and their names were Arsippe, Leuconoë and Alcithoë….
Also, you want the #honest story of Medusa? I got you, babe.

Metamorphoses - Book Five: The Amusing Tale of the Musing Muses

Teachers would call it 'lively,' scholars would call it 'unorthodox,' and I'd call it 'honest'...I re-interpret Virgil's Aeneid with a dash of realism and all the underlying sarcastic comments necessary, reminding everyone that the classics are for all of us, always. 
(ps. in Rome, the plebs were the ordinary people. You and me. This is Classics, for Us). 

Bonus points: if you're studying Classics right now, I made sure to include all those important bits that'll definitely come up in your exams...