Send a text Bless your beautiful hides! In this episode, guest Spinster Jessica joins us as we discuss the fate of the Sabine women as told by Plutarch and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. They also discuss axe safety, the definition of a heifer, and who is more likely to be a Future Farmer of America. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!