We want to apologize for the delay; between strep throat and a mental breakdown between the two of us, it's been a week. But to be honest, missing out on Desperate Living isn't that much of a bad thing because this movie is the pinnacle of crap, and it's almost enough to make us not like John Waters anymore. This seems like his last hurrah before moving onto more sensible, "R" rated movies, and nothing here really works at all. So skip it and just listen to us rant about it instead. Feel free to send feedback and suggestions to [email protected] and on social media @CinemaQueens!