Join the B-Crew as they take on THE VELOCIPASTOR! This movie has everything! A Pastor with the arms of a raptor! A hooker with the looks of the girl next door and a heart of gold! A massive conspiracy to drive people into the doors of a church! And a pimp named Frankie Mermaid!

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Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”