Benefiting from many local amenities, this bright and stylish 2-bedroom podcast features tasteful neutral decor and returns for its 15th episode. This week: <ul> <li>David F Porteous will never get a massage in this town again!</li> <li>Join the Aryan Brotherhood of Edinburgh Taxi Drivers for a DVD marathon</li> <li>David Candy's toaster is too short</li> <li>We meet the extraordinary individuals behind Scotland's traditional home-made vaccines</li> </ul> plus <ul> <li>Will Captain Britain take back control by leaving the League of European Superheroes?</li> </ul> The Cheerful Despair podcast is unable to vouch for the safety of those failing to rate us on iTunes, follow us on twitter @podcastname or like us on Facebook @CheerfulDespairPodcast.

S3E4 - The one where the boys call for another world war

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.

Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com

David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals