Welcome to the fifth and second to final episode of season one of the Cheerful Despair podcast. In this episode:
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<li>An extended discussion on the bum hose;</li>
<li>All the lyrics to Katy Perry songs we know;</li>
<li>Do you remember the Crazy Frog? I remember the Crazy Frog. I remember the screams;</li>
<li>One or more Draculas and a Frankenstein and a Herby Goes Bananas;</li>
<li>I couldn't even tell you if there is a Blue Peter any more;</li>
<li>Do you remember when I killed myself?</li>
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REMEMBER TO RATE THIS BASTARD PODCAST. And none of this four stars or below shit. Get on the iTunes, give it five stars, or I'm going to glue your pets to the ceiling.
Much truck.
DFP.

Season 1, Episode 6

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.

Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com

David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals