In which I deliver my commence address of 2026 which is very reminiscent of 2016. Also if you've never read "<a href="https://www.chicagotribune.com/1997/06/01/advice-like-youth-probably-just-wasted-on-the-young-2/">Advice, like youth probably just wasted on the young</a>" by Mary Schmich: You should. That's good advice.&nbsp; <a href="https://www.chadthebird.com/the-merch">BUY SOME STUFF&nbsp;</a> Recorded LIVE at&nbsp;<a href="https://thepapermachete.org/">Paper Machete</a> at the <a href="https://greenmilljazz.com/">Green Mill Cocktail Lounge</a> 06/06/26 and 06/04/16&nbsp;in Chicago courtesy of WKQX (Q101.1 FM) and <a href="https://malort.com/">Jeppson&rsquo;s Mal&ouml;rt:</a> The Official Drink of the Apocalypse&nbsp; <a href="https://linktr.ee/ChadtheBird">Come find me </a>in all your favorite places including my Discord, be gay, do drugs, flock ice.&nbsp; Featuring &ldquo;Promises&rdquo; by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of &ldquo;The Wasteland&rdquo; courtesy of Ross Bugden Twitter: Instagram For commissions/scores: <a href="mailto:bugdenross@gmail.com">bugdenross@gmail.com&nbsp;</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Summer Sharks

Chad the Bird continues to build a following around Chicagoland with his audio and video bits that have amassed 358K TikTok followers, 17k YouTube subscribers, and 69k Instagram followers. The Birdcast is locally charged comedy centered around iconic Chicago institutions as well as in the moment pop culture tie-ins.