Dad wonders where he can buy artificial intelligence to help him with the pub quiz. Mum thinks her brain will be cloned for her specialist knowledge of Aidan Turner. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie Aldington Cast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie Aldington Production and editing by Joseph Degnan Podcast Artwork: <a href='http://callmefred.com'>callmefred.com</a> Music: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd.

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After 40 years of marriage Mum and Dad divorced. Mum was left holding the baby (Joanie, 40) while Dad set up an award-winning cattery with his new love. Despite this, Mum and Dad speak on the phone every day. They have unresolved issues. Can they resolve them on Catford 6699?