Cancer – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination. These detours, which at first … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope September → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side.  This doesn’t mean you should let … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope August → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter.  Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope February → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope January → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope December → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.