This week we looked at Jared Joseph Leto. A 49-year-old vampire who’s actually been haunting us for thousands of years. Aside from being a great actor (turns out Brian’s a fanboy), Jared also fronts the band 30 Seconds to Mars. All we’re saying is if we were vampires we’d also name our band that. Jared is successful. But with declaring their band a cult recently as a joke, and coming back from a meditation retreat to learn there’s a pandemic, it’s time Jared Leto got a reality check and came back to earth...So, Hunny, we need to speak to your manager.