Today we switch it up! Who calls whom?!?! Find out by listening! And to sweeten the deal: by listening, you will also find out about testosterone, human trafficking, crime-calling the president, world peace through hate, robot prejudice, the principal components of humanity, childhood wishes, and how functionally nobody exists. We also introduce a new breakthrough neurosurgery that lets you shoot yourself in the head. Literally. For the metaphor. But only once. Like haemophilia B. Right? Right.