Today begins with a special message from Gucci himself, the silly sausage. This episode is a doozy, though, and we're at something like our finest. We discuss dog buttons, functional birthdays, ways to mess with your baby, TV shows enjoyed by Irish people, actively vs. passively giving birth, whether gifts are good, serving blood cupcakes, and the age-appropriateness of sauces. We get an awful voicemail and we also design our signature pizza so DOMINO'S PLEASE SPONSOR US ALREADY!