This episode features tantalizing love rhombuses and Twilight Zonesque twists but, believe it or not, we don’t really talk about Dwayne Johnson in this episode. We know that’s not unusual per se, but what is unusual is the 25 minute mock trial that we hold in order to decide whether pears are a good fruit or not. It’s by far one of our more focused efforts.

Also: Dynamilk Duo, one of those skype robots, the HBO logo, and benignas.

Carl and Joey are two nobodies from nowhere who started a podcast with one very specific goal: to attract the attention of superstar actor and professional wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Listen in every week as these goofballs try to produce a program that Dwayne will be inevitably want to listen to and, eventually, participate in.