I know you've probably been thinking, "Hey, I've got good excuses not to do that thing I've always wanted to do.  Like burning down a cop station, or writing a book."  Well we're here to tell you that your excuses are bullshit!  Here is the story of Jean-Dominique Bauby, the author of "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly", who wrote the ENTIRE novel with the use of one eyelid due to his very rare locked-in syndrome.  If he can do it, so can you!

Now go out there and give your father a reason to talk about you at work again.