the audio skips an entire section of William's story.  Here's what it's supposed to say: "But McGonagall did not understand that this was a rejection letter, instead focusing on the words 'Thank you', figuring it meant that the Queen wanted more.  William McGonagall would continue to practice his prose, of which he had none.  I mean 0x0 is still 0, dude.  And that very next year in July of 1878, Queen Victoria would be visiting Balmoral Castle in Scotland, a mere walking distance of 60 miles from Dundee.  Yes, William Should've probably hitched a ride or something [...]"