Let's call a spade a spade here.  Lovecraft had some great ideas, but the man was afraid of circles.  If this were a kindly old woman with no dark past and she happened to be terrified of fart sounds, sure, that's kinda tragic.  But there is no reason why we shouldn't all be obligated in making fun of Lovecraft any chance we get.  I mean... look at him.  Anyway, join us for the conclusion of the weakest man alive, H.P. Lovecraft!