content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4 This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.

The Art of War

Bye Pumkin is a podcast for people who know that the nicher the reality show, the better. Every week, your host Princess grabs her magnifying glass and dives headfirst into the shallowest corners of vintage reality TV—breaking down the drama, the delusion, the questionable decisions, and all the tiny details that deserve way more attention than they’re getting.Want even more Pumkin? Bonus subscribers get a brand-new bonus episode every week, plus ad-free versions of everything on the free feed through Patreon and Apple. Follow @byepumkinpodcast on Instagram and Threads for episode updates, clips, hot takes, and more reality TV nonsense.