content warning: sexual assault, self-harm This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison.  This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

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Bye Pumkin is a podcast for people who know that the nicher the reality show, the better. Every week, your host Princess grabs her magnifying glass and dives headfirst into the shallowest corners of vintage reality TV—breaking down the drama, the delusion, the questionable decisions, and all the tiny details that deserve way more attention than they’re getting.Want even more Pumkin? Bonus subscribers get a brand-new bonus episode every week, plus ad-free versions of everything on the free feed through Patreon and Apple. Follow @byepumkinpodcast on Instagram and Threads for episode updates, clips, hot takes, and more reality TV nonsense.