Show notes
Sara and Eve reveal the weirdly specific things they'd buy as millionaires — laundromat washers, rain walls, a family compound, and more chaos.00:00 Cold Open 00:23 Survive & Thrive 05:05 This Week's Topic: If We Were Millionaires 07:03 The Ultimate Laundry Room + Mind-Reading Coffee Machine 09:44 Buying a Summer Camp & Building a Family Compound 14:36 Overwhelm the Label Shoutout 15:16 Retro Kitchens, Physical Media & a Pajama Business 18:34 Buying Back Dairy Queen 20:15 Fountain Drinks, Popcorn & Condiment Subscriptions 22:08 The Ultimate Frozen Meal Prep Service 24:03 Sunken Living Rooms, Foam Pits & Indoor Slides 26:03 Sundae Bars, Fabric Printers & Rain Walls 30:58 Bringing Back Payless & Pop-Up Shops33:52 Tutoring, Adulting 101 & Our AI Hot Take 41:49 Fixing the Concert Ticket Industry 45:22 A Service That Reports Internet Trolls 51:21 The Ultimate Personal Stylist 52:16 Wrap-Up & Where to Find UsWant me to also draft the thumbnail concept/text or a couple of short-clip caption ideas from this one (the concert ticket rant and the "stalked by ads" AI bit both feel clip-worthy)?Find us everywhere: 🔗 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/burntoutperfectionist 🌐 Website: https://burntoutperfectionist.com 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burntoutperfectionists/ 📘 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burntoutperfectionist 📧 Email: [email protected]



