Part one: A true story entitled “Did you just masturbate?”Part Two a reading from the Lost Gospel of ThaddeusPart Three A Sound Slice from Viñales, Cuba.Bubble&Squeak is a podcast with uncanny sounds, funny interludes, and stories—most weird, many true. Music on this episode was used by permission: Theme song is Worthless by The Jellyrox. Other music by Eleventyseven. You can find their music on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you listen to music.Logo design by Christine BakkeBubble&Squeak is part of the Rock Candy Network