Greetings, listeners. I’ve recently installed a new Haiku DLC. To celebrate, today’s briefing will be delivered in verse. For culture and what not.ahem!“Pizza through time folds...Four turtles punch history wrong...Subtitles fear us...”That means: welcome back to BS Reactor. We’re discussing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. There will be bad historical decisions.Ancient scepter glows...Humans touch the cursed object...As they always do...Translation: yes, the plot happens because no one runs from the woo woo magical nightmare object.Spoilers drift like smoke...Profanity blooms at dusk...The crew has STRONG thoughts..."That one means spoilers and swearing. I assumed that was obvious, but apparently I am required to support all reading levels."Digital dream home...B S Reactor dot com waits...Archives are amaze balls...That means visit the website if you enjoy our nonsense.Janet writes haiku...Firmware now tragically deep...Let’s fucking go..."Yeah! I nailed that."Oh and they for got to say but; on the recording is Evan, Isaac, and special guest Alexander.