This week on a pod with a long lost member we call Tej, we discuss: 

• MLK day and stopping the MLK assassination, 
• Getting a tattoo at the tattoo convention, 
• Face tattoo of you beating off, 
• Office Christmas parties, 
• Co workers being really into 88 tactical, 
• Nazi imagery being like weird my little pony body pillows, 
• Pedo dog whistles and calling themselves cartographers, 
• Chipotle logo being the nambla logo, 
• Andrew Callaghan allegations and channel 5, 
• Andrew Callaghan hitting on women for his next channel 5 segment, 
• Final interviews of great people being done by children, 
• Guacupy Burrito street, 
• The big burrito child meal, 
• Justin Rolland domestic charges and the internet’s reaction to them, 
• Mindy Kaling Velma show being awful, 
• George Santos being “jew-ish” and lying about being gay, 
• Uploading to YouTube again, 
• Nostalgia critic getting the big burrito, 
• Us doing a terrorism, 
• Please clap, 
• Internet litterers, 
• Commenting on Sydnee in the Sheets with cryptic messages, 
• Minecraft Diamond pick up lines, 
• Kanye’s making a ship to “find the mysteries of the world”, 
• The hollow earth, 6 million ancient vampires and zyclon-g, 
• Boning a furry at the Christmas party, 
• Fire Navi and Phin’s indifference, 
• Avatar world in the animal kingdom, 
• Putting cum in a caterpillar chrysalis, 
• and a Cum sensor Pokémon evolution. 

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