4/9/26 Trying to Get Laid in the Desert 🌵 | Brown Bag Mornings from Brown Bag Mornings

4/9/26 Trying to Get Laid in the Desert 🌵 | Brown Bag Mornings

1 hour 8 minutes Posted Apr 9, 2026 at 7:33 pm.

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines.

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