3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings from Brown Bag Mornings

3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

1 hour 9 minutes Posted Mar 30, 2026 at 9:29 pm.

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) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard

) Happy Holy Week!

) Six Flags Tickets!

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) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song

) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food

) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child

) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📅]

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